1. • A skeleton told me a lie once. I said “you can’t fool me! I see right through you.” • Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body. • What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetite! • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He...

    • A skeleton told me a lie once. I said “you can’t fool me! I see right through you.”
    • Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
    • What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetite!
    • Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
    • How do skeletons call their friends on Halloween? They use the telebone.
    • Skeletons are always so calm. I guess it’s because nothing ever gets under their skin.

    I think I’ll be going to my friend’s party as a skeleton. I’ll be going without a date though. Hopefully, I can pick up somebody.

    Happy Halloween everyone! Please be safe out there. <3

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